Goldman Sachs should have an award for the employee who dresses the most business casual called the Golden Slacks Award. It would be a pair of golden slacks and a ten million dollar gift card to Brooks Brothers.

It's not that the heat is unbearable, it's more that I've started to really enjoy opening the refrigerator door now.

Here's another million dollar idea, use a computer's webcam to track user's eye movements to see where they are looking on the screen. With that there will be many ways to improve their experience, distractions can fade away, scrolling can be enhanced, different things can be highlighted, it would be some great info for a computer to have. This would be especially useful for systems with multiple monitors. People would freakout some, but if it's not recorded and it's useful it would be accepted.

WWAFD?

What would Anal Fubundawhiler do?

The woman was the dream I had,
though rather hard to keep,
I was watching her, but should I be counting sheep?

I don't like it when girls refer to their booties as junk. They're not junk, they're great.

Nobody ever made history by being a giant pussy.

I'll be at the gym until I like myself.