My back hair is turning white, does that mean I'm gay?

Salvidor Dali Llama

My tooth brush is blue because I'm a boy, and your toothbrush is pink because you've got a little blood lust.

One nation under God, plus Alaska...

It's nice if your sweetheart is sweet.

I look good, as long as you don't look too good.

Every morning when I put on my pants I think, 'there's got to be a better way, I'm doing this like a peasant!'

We all suffer in continents.

I would like to see someone land a train in the Hudson.
-Christopher Walken