The juicy tid bit has turned as dry as kibble and bits, such is the way of the old new hounds.

Where are the weapons of math instruction?

Bust our guns ride or die

I am moustache

I've lost my definition

Heaven knows I don't want this to turn into a political thing, but I came across an interesting thought today about Bush. He is a bitch.
I mean it seems reasonable to believe that it would be better for the war effort if we had more soldiers in Iraq. It's unfair to keep our boys there for 3rd and 4th tours. We just need more man power to get things done, I think most would agree. So, if you really believe the cause is just, and God wants you to have this war, and it is a war that can be won, and it is for liberty and democracy,and goodness Instate The Draft. Do it. Ya bitch. Why wouldn't you? Why wouldn't you even try? You know we need it. If you were serious in your beliefs you would instate the draft, but you won't, beacuse: You are a Bitch.

If it just so happens, then what about shit, and do it???

Without Danny this is nothing

Danny, I feel like I am updating this more than you are. Sudoku was so like 2 weeks ago.

Allow me to defenestrate.

Life is filled with buttons and switches, but all you really need is a few good bitches.

Where is Danny?

This piss is shit, piss ought be see thru.

Rock Lobster

It is inevitable that one day my hands will be edible.

love

It turns out cute well behaved babies on planes more than make up for the old ugly people.

Oh, and a brief note to everyone, I'm going to Charlotte for Dorf's wedding this weekend, so I can't post for a few days, sorry.

Wiping my feet does nothing my shoes squeek without fail, even if it is only a little wet outside. I'm starting to get looks....

Tennn-forty five Do'h Penis! Does anyone remember that?

I am wearing unworn socks, and the rain doesn't seem as bad.

It is a very mixed blessing to be brought back from the dead.

Middletown. Our parking garages play semi-classical and our sidewalks play neo-contemporary.

Cleopatra was crazy. Crazy AWESOME! Though, she wasn't really Egyptian.

*We are French*

I enjoy recovering, fixing, and eventually returning lighters I find discarded by the side of the road while taking my morning constitutional.

I just saw two girls run down the street in the rain naked. Lawn ave...

There may be more than one way to skin a dead cat; but there's only one way to shove a thumb up my ass -- the right way!

It's foggier than a muther fucker outside!

If the moon were made of ribs would you eat it?

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos

Scientists- making the impossible disposable since 1687