Jessica Simpson is the one with talent.

I make my financial investments with The Feeling Is Mutual.

With all the warring in the world, what makes cannibalism so taboo?

Do you love Jesus?...As more than a friend?

Yours for just 3 heartbreaking payments of thirty nine ninety nine.

Fred Durhst! That's the lead singer's name from Limp Bizkit, although I didn't remember I heard it on TV. Man, I never would have came up with that one. Yeah, I wonder what he's up to.

Sue the neighbors. I love you.

The days are getting longer.

Don't cry for me lesbians seagulls

This is not a pipe.

It's a simple question, if the moon was made of ribs would you eat it?

You are here

When people say 'time is flying by' what they mean is 'the ratio of the events in my life to the earth's yearly trip around the sun is high'

The wind makes me cry

Although I don't drink saltwater

My tears taste salty

Yes, I'm eating poison, but I'm hungry.

What about my baby kitty?

When I played doctor, ................. I played to win.

Mona Lisa's eyebrows

Not sort of, total of

The snow has begun.

I don't know if your wings are real.

But I've never seen you without them

and I follow you everywhere.

If me and you were the last two people in the world it would be a good life.

I'm going to buy a walk-in humidor.

Hummus, chic peas, noodles, green peppers & onions, garlic, pumpkin, egg plant, toaster, table, happiness, push-ups, water, Barbara Walters, cornstarch, Michael Jordan and Ronaldinho all on a bakery fresh cinnamon roll. It's what I like to call the "Dan Blum Special"

I wonder if this is a big time of year for the Decemberists.