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What is the reason for the DeLay?

Dan Blum (a.k.a Sneaky Feat. a.k.a. Bazzle T. Frankin Wilder, a.k.a. The tsunami, a.k.a. Tunder Dunk)
Dan Blum (a.k.a. Sneaky Feat, a.k.a. Spoons, a.k.a. Ms. Harriet Tubman, a.k.a. Dirt McGurt)

Life is regaining what you thought came naturally.

All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with un-bought stuffed dogs. Not my fault. -- Ernest Hemingway

Hello, beauty,
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I don't know if this is dolphin safe

The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.

The house now has two televisions and zeros remotes.

Wake up world, we're living in the future and it's called Japan.

It's nice to back in ol' Middletown CT, not like crappy Middletown, California Middletown, Delaware Middletown, Illinois Middletown, Indiana Middletown, Iowa Middletown, Kentucky Middletown, Maryland Middletown, Michigan Middletown, Missouri Middletown, New Jersey Middletown, New York Middletown, Delaware County, New York Middletown, Orange County, New York Middletown, Ohio Middletown, Pennsylvania Middletown, Dauphin County, Pennsylvania Middletown, Northampton County, Pennsylvania Middletown, Rhode Island Middletown, Virginia and Middletown Township, Pennsylvania.

Of course Turkey has the avian flu!

I invented a time machine.



But it runs on gold and diamonds.



And I don’t think the world will give up our rings to watch me scintillate back in time to prevent all of our ills.

Everytime you poop you turn invisible. How would you know?

Driver: Move to the back of the bus, come on people...You're going to be late. I'm already at work so it doesn't bother me.

I'm going on a trip, and I'm taking with me:
Apples
Bitches
Clementines
Danny
Effervescence
Fahrenheit
Ghorace (a giraffe)
Horses
Ice Hockey
J (current density)
Potassium (K)
Legos
My cousin Vinnie
Night Rider
Orangutans
Penelope Cruz
Queen Cds
Richard Simmons
Stereophonic sound
A Tuck and Roll manual
Ursula
The Vagina of Penelope Cruz
The World Wide Web
Xenophobia
Your undying love
Zack Morris