"Try a peach from Alabama and you'll throw rocks at Georgia!"

I google myself between the legs.

My delicious dish? How about a nutritious bitch? How about a communist fish? How about a dance floor itch, a marmalade wish, a winter mint swish?

Amuck I tell you, Amuck! It excapes!

For gays anal is banal.

April may be the cruelest month, but February is a real motherfucker!

Looks like the ground hog really dropped the ball on this one.

Dr. Phil is a piece of shit.

Sweetheart, I've got you under my skin. I'll wash and wash, but you'll never come out.

For someone who doesn't support birth control you'd think George would know when to pull out.

What did that guy honking at us just say?
He just wanted to let us know that I am a fag, and so are you.

Morir por dayzee day, dacour medow mont lont.

Fur hire, now with 30% more spain.

Your fu-fu is poo poo, Elikem's is the dope shit.

My hands are dice shaped like the sun.

Would you rather go to the Artic or the Equator?