Monday, April 24, 2006

If watresses with big boobs work at Hooters, where do watresses with one leg work?
Ans: IHOP

Sunday, April 23, 2006

I dream of Dick Cheney, apparently.

Thursday, April 20, 2006

Sometimes your cards aren't worth a dime if you don't lay 'em down.

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Touch my subpoenas

Thursday, April 13, 2006

Fecal matters.

Thursday, April 06, 2006

The great thing about spring time in new england is watching the snowfall.

Monday, April 03, 2006

No passage.___ Accept emergencies.

Sunday, April 02, 2006

Nature means eating bones.