I make certain that my head is connected to my body.

If you think about it when you're chewing them, sunflower seeds are nothing but plant cum.

Bumper Sticker Idea

My other car is a tabernacle.

I'm Ned Lamont and I Approve This Message

Nipple Clamps

Do things fall straight down? If the earth was a perfect sphere (which it's not) would things fall straight down? How does this compare to if the earth was flat?

Money can't buy you love. But love can't buy you shit.

Do you know who Scottie Pippen is?

Who shot biggie?

I got the rockin pneumonia I need a shot of rhythm and blues.

I'll start thinking about how I've changed as soon as I stop.