Everyone knows that Tesla is named after Nicola Tesla. But what people don't know is that SpaceX is named after Malcom X.

 Wishing something doesn't make it come true, or else doormen would always have a good day. 

 Thank you for your swerveus 

Fun party questions

1. Are you weirder than your dad?
2. Do you work harder than your parents? Do you want your kids to work harder than you? 

 I've gone from thirty and flirty to forty and farty.

 If the purpose of the bible is to spread the word of god, and there is such a wide gulf in interpretation of the bible (from justifying slavery to loving thy neighbor) does the bible accomplish its purpose?

 I'll have this done by the end of the weak.